Tuesday, November 25, 2014
You can have more fun doing nothing than ever before! Learn the secret of FUN BOREDOM!
If your idea of fun is sitting on the couch eating ice cream out of the half-gallon container while drinking diet soda, and only pausing to dig the remote out from under your butt, or get a fresh pack of smokes, you may have noticed that the actual "fun factor" is not as strong as it used to be.
Is it possible to crank up the fun on doing nothing?
A sedentary boring lackluster lifestyle of self-defeating yet oddly comforting inaction can be more fun than ever before! This isn't a joke. Give me two minutes and forty seconds every two hours, between shows or during commercials, and you will have more fun all day long.
I will give you the clever trick that fools your brain releasing "pleasure chemicals" into your body even though you think you must actually do something fun to have fun. You don't! You can have fun even when the thought of spending time with you sounds like punishment for some heinous crime!
Some people are willing to pay THOUSANDS of Dollars for this secret, except they don't have thousands of dollars in the first place, and in the second place they wouldn't spend it on this if a bag full of money landed in their lap .
I'm not kidding! It all has to do with the pleasure/reward pathway of your brain. You can trick your brain into activating the "pleasure chemicals" that will make doing nothing more fun than ever. Yes, sit on your butt and have the time of your life...for as long as that time lasts.
Yes, 2 minutes and forty seconds every two hours -- fun and easy to make Everything more fun all day long. So, you wanna know the secret? What's it worth to ya? A half-gallon of ice-cream?
Make me an offer (hint: $9.95 wont be refused, and you can use this secret over and over all your life. 100% guarantee. Use this secret as directed for 30 days and if you don't feel more amused with life, you can call me up and commiserate with me,
ACT NOW! Send me an email with SECRET in the subject field begging me to share this info. Or you can paypal me $9.95 and I'll send it right out to you as an electronic download.
How serious is this? C'mon fancy pants, by the time Maury opens that DNA paternity test envelope, you could be on your way to the bright side of the couch!